congrats! god (ie me) has deemed u 2 be qualified 2 go to h3aven! welcome!!! ill pick u up at angel station < 3334

the reward 4 ur good deeds R as follows: a pool, any pet of ur liking (not an exotic animal tho), Nobel peace prize, a fat ass, big bulging muscles, tax evasion, and chicken tendies (vegan ver. available)